firelorcl:

best headline of the day

chubbinafatzarelli:

character development

megustamemes:

FBI’s priorities.

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

misfireofficial:

When your online friend wakes up

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kuzu-peko:

THERE IT IS . THERE I T FFFFFUCKING IS. I HAVE PLAYED THIS GAME FOR SO FUCKING LONG I HAVE SOLD MY GODDAMN SOUL TO A FFFUCKING YAOI GAME GODDAMN THESE GODDAMN GAY ASS CHILDREN AND ONLY NOW THE GODDAMN TITLE IS REFERENCED DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG ??? I FCKING WAITED ??? FOR THIS???//? I WAS LIKE “WHY THE HELL DID THEY CALL IT DRAMATICAL MURDER” WELL IM FINALLY FINDING OUT WHY AND I AM ANGRY . I AM GAY AND ANGRY. FUCK U TOUE AND YOUR GODDAMN MONOCLE MONOPOLY MAN LOOKING ASSHOLE .

itsmehannah24:

nashaawest:

hellojoeyyy:

Rosetta Stone

My heart broke into tiny pieces when I read the Rosetta Stone tweet.

Ok so I definitely just wrote a clause in a Gestational Surrogacy Agreement that required a maternity DNA test… The woman carrying the embryo has not donated any genetic material (i.e. an egg) and the intended parents want to confirm that their genetic material was used and their surrogate wasn’t pregnant some other way.
So they exist… And probably not what this guy meant, but still.